Officially the Lamest Christmas

by Nigamo

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this ep was entirely made and thought up on the spot in around 4 hours. everything here such as the guitar and vocal tracks were recorded in one take each without previous thought, and is pretty much just an improvisation.

""garbage" yeah" - Anonymous, 4/22/2014

"yeah its bad" - Anonymous, 4/25/2014


released April 16, 2014

All songs written and composed by Nigamo.



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Track Name: Sitting
sitting at home
i'm playing dumb
but that's a lie
sitting at home
i'm playing dumb
but that's a lie

i'm not playing
i'm just so dumb
so please euthanize me

sitting at home
playing my games
wasting my time

i will never get a job
because i just don't care anymore
so i can't say that i'll live for a long time

christmas is here
family is waiting for me
but i don't care about them
Track Name: Hot Shots Bar
i'm coming home for christmas
i'm coming home for that day
turn on the stove, put in the ham
put up the stockings, get them all ready

i took a turn off the highway
went to a bar
i got so drunk, that i veered into another car

i won't be sayin' hey to your face
gonna have to lay me to sleep
in my coffin is where i'll be
it probably won't matter, because you don't care
Track Name: I...
i didn't get what i wanted

i didn't get what i wanted
i didn't get...

it's christmas time
i didn't get what i wanted
Track Name: This Time
christmas, is the time of the year
where i get what i want
but this year, i don't want anything 'cause that's lame
i can't say anything

christmas is the time of the year
that i just wanna know
what everyone else got
i don't care what i get

i can't say
i can't say what i want
it's nothing against jesus
nothing against santa
nothing against the jews
nothing against kwanzaa

christmas is the time of year
that i don't know what i want